twitter has ZERO chill rn 😂
One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.
on ur period like
my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
"i don’t like garlic bread"
Finally, food that speaks to me.
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
I’m stuck between wanting:
1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love
2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet
3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career
So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend
This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.
SO MUCH WITH THE GROCERY SHOPPING.