This little guy was just strutting along the side of the road, couldn’t have cared less when we drove up beside him.
Okay the whole calling your boyfriend “daddy” thing is weird. What’s next? Calling them “uncle” of “brother?” Where does it end?
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror
ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me