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thenotoriousnki:

twitter has ZERO chill rn 😂 thenotoriousnki:

twitter has ZERO chill rn 😂

thenotoriousnki:

twitter has ZERO chill rn 😂

emmawatsonsdaily:

One of the reasons why Emma Watson is one of the best female role-models of our time. She’s so underrated.

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

fordeisbored:

my legacy

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

deluminator:

my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

rotoloboi:

Finally, food that speaks to me.

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

shaky:

I’m stuck between wanting:

1. A long lasting relationship with my soulmate who supports me and protects me and is my partner and we are completely bad ass together and in love

2. Wanting to have casual sex and rip out the heart of everyone person I meet

3. Being independent and having a loyal dog while I’m married to my career

earlgreytea68:

mustbekarma:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

This post is still getting hundreds of notes a day and I am going grocery shopping again.

SO MUCH WITH THE GROCERY SHOPPING.